Yummies!(Jamie) *L, S, D*

[Chuckles]

Chuckles was overjoyed, he managed to finally get it. The perfectly timed and set up meet. No guards, all the inmates that wouldn't interfere. The docs were 'out to lunch' and, the right cooks. Yes, Chuckles was going to eat at the cafe....with Fishy!

"Heeheehee, time to have some fun!"

Chuckles said as he slammed the chef into the wall once more, finally making him agree. It would take a couple minutes so, he got something out early. Two bowls of vanilla and fudge swirl ice crea with sprinkles. He soon went to Jamie's table and smiled.

"Hi Hi Hi!! Thanks you again!"

He said as he placed the dessert in front of Jamie and proceeded to eat his.

[Jamie Smith]

Jamie sighed a little as she nibbled at the salad in front of her, at a table ipupt the n a more solitary corner. She closed her eyes, almost napping as she continued to nibble at the green leaf. Suddenly, she jumped as Chuckles put dessert in front of her. "Um........Thanks I guess...." she said quietly. "How did you get out?" she asked, almost murmuring. She was tired, unable to sleep again lately...She had been skipping the pills lately. She hated not being able to think clearly, the pills made her mind so hazy, even though they were only mild. That, and she she was worried bout Aeryn. The sickness was still going around the Asylum and Jamie had been staying in her cell lately. But this time, Jamie had been forced out of her cell.

Jamie sighed a little again, her eye lids drooping a little. She had no energy to be worried about Chuckles. Besides,after the last time she had seen hi, she had begun to think that maybe Chuckles wasn't all bad...Maybe Aeryn was wrong..

(BTW, what do the S. and D. mean in the title??))

[Chuckles]

Chuckles bemused as he watched her. She was alert but, very tired. So, she was taking meds to sleep and now, was off them. Fascinating. He shrugged as he heard her question.

"I called in a favor from a friend and I should be the one thanking you, your the only person here that isn't deathly afraid of me....at least....not like the others teehee!"

Chuckles said as he ate his ice cream, noticing even more that Jamie hadn't slept in a while it looked like, for who knows what reasons of many. Still, he was waiting for the real dish and sighed.

"You look like...hehe....hell, not sleeping well? They never treat insomnia in this place, they just throw ya some sleepy pills and go on their way, damn pills make you feel like a zombie da rest of the day. I could get you some herbs and ideas to help ya sleep if you want."

Chuckles said as he looked around and wondered about his food and sighed.

"Try the ice cream, the coolness will help. besides, don't want it to melt. Where is that Gomez?"

[Jamie Smith]

"Yes, it seems like it," Jamie said, pushing away the salad, no longer hungry. She was filled easily lately, and seemed to be losing weight, though very very slowly. Dark rings were under her eyes as she nodded. "I know...they don't allow you makeup in here, of course. you know, you might suffocate a guard with foundation or something.." she said.

Jamie nodded a little. "The pills do make you feel a little hazy.." she agreed. "No, I prefer to..be unsedated... Besides, I kind of like sitting up at night...It lets me think about things without interruption..." Jamie said. This was an absolute lie. She hated staying up at night, hated hearing the screams, moans, and mutterings of the other patients. the thought of it made her shiver a little, her face pale. Though she had to admit, staying up at night did give her plenty of thinking time....


Jamie didn't feel like eating the ice cream, but nodded anyway, pulling to bowl closer and eating the cool sweet slowly. "Gomez? Who is he?"Jamie asked, pausing , her spoon just about to take another small scoop of the ice cream.

[Chuckles]

As he listened, he raised an eyebrow.

"No, these aren't sedatives, their natural herbs that HELP you sleep, not knock you out. Ginseng and White Tea actually. And...hehe...I'm sure your thoughts get interrupted plainly with the screams at night. Even insomniacs need sleep dear."

Chuckles said as he thought of the other things she said.

"Ohhh....hehe....the makeup thing is my doing......I used Talcum Powder and lipstick....with other things....to make....contraband and it's been banned since....my apologies for that, hehe."

Chuckles said with a polite nod as soon enough, a thin, Cuban Chef appeared next to them.

"He's Gomex, our chef. Since I was out, I had him cook us up something nice, better than the usual gunk of this place. What do you think about Lobster Primavera, Jamie?"

Chuckles asked as the chef put the two plates of the excellent dish in front of them. Some inmates looked but, one glance from Chuckles made them all turn away.

[Jamie Smith]

"Tea?" Jamie asked curiously. "I thought that made you stay awake.." she said, confused a little. "Talcum powder? With lipstick??What does that do?" she asked cluelessly. Jamie glanced over at the chef, nodding a little to him before looking at Chuckles with an amazed expression. "I love it but..how did you get him to do it?" Jamie asked, a stunned expression on her pale face.

Jamie glanced down at the lobster before looking back at Chuckles, still stunned. The meat smelled so good, but she would wait for Chuckles to take the first bit

[Chuckles]

As Chuckles listened, he smirked.

"Tea helps you sleep, white does anyway. No caffeine either, just soothing herbs. As for the Talcum powder hehe....."

Chuckles said as he thought about the fun he had and shrugged.

"I only made a class D explosive.....less potent than an m80 even but oh well.....As for the lobster, Gomez owed me a favor. I saved his life from an skit in this place that was obsessed with killing Cubans. Hehe......he is no longer a resident here."

By no longer a resident, Chuckles meant dead but, didn't play that fact on. Besides, it wasn't even Chuckles that killed him, he commited suicide. No matter, he gave Jamie a smile.

"Teehee, let's dig in!"

He said as he rolled some lobster meat and pasta on his fork, plastic mind you, and began to dig in to his plate. Gomez soon left, not wanting to let on Chuckles was lying. That, would cost him his life but, Jamie wouldn't know that.

[Jamie Smith]

"An explosive??With talcum powder and lipstick? how did you do that?" Jamie asked incredulously. "Oh...that was nice i guess.." Jamie said. She was actually starting to see Chuckles as a human. Maybe Aeryn really was wrong. Jamie nodded a little bit, taking small bites of the lobster and noodles, moaning a tiny bit at the taste. The juicy, wonderfully rare taste ran through her mouth. Suddenly she was hungry again and slowly wound some more noodles onto her fork, taking her time with the wonderful tasting food..

[Chuckles]

As Chuckles heard her question, he shrugged.

"The main ingredient in both cosmetics is used to make C4. However, since I didn't have the other, military grade explosives, I was only able to make a firecracker with it. I had to do something to drive away the boredom of this place."

He said as he dug into his lobster. It was quite the deliciou treat, especially when you considered what they actually got to eat in this place. He sighed as he looked towards Jamie.

"Mmm, try the tail meat Rigotoni, it's simply...hehe...amazing. Good thing none of the counselors are here, after they beat me last night, they said that if I came close to you again....that they'd do another session of 'shock therapy' with me. It's always like that when I try to make new friends. But, since I'm an animal, I guess I don't deserve friends....at least...hehe....that's what they keep telling me."

Chuckles said in a somber fashion as he took a bite of his ice cream and some lobster and waited for Jamie's response.

[Jamie Smith]

Jamie listened. "A firecracker..So that's what the loud snap was a few months ago?" she asked, almost smiling a little. A horrified look crossed her face. "They beat you?' she asked quietly, not really wanting to know, but finding it hard to believe. She paused for a few moments. "You're not an animal.." she said softly, no longer eating. The thought of the doctors beating anyone disgusted her and the cause of the beating left Jamie feeling guilty. "I'm sorry.." she said quietly...

[Chuckles]

Inwardly, he grinned. Another successfully mindfuck. However, now he got the little stuff, time for the big hit.

No, nooo, don't be sorry. It isn't your fault. Your the one person here that is Chuckles...hehe....friend....you give Chuckles....hope.

He said as he watched her stop eating and did as well momentarily.

They're trying to break me is all, been trying the entire time I was here. Electrocution here, hypnosis there, a beating and some harsh words, Aversion Therapy, Sensory Deprivation, Hydro Therapy. Everything they try to break me but, they can't break...hehe....Chuckles....Columbia he didn't break and he won't here. Columbia was much worse. But, enough gloomy talk.

Chuckles said as he raised a hand and placed it to Jamie's cheek.

Your my one light in this place, your being a good friend to me....hehe....I'm lucky to have such a kind, caring, and beautiful girl such as yourself be a friend to me. Let's eat now, to our friendship, teehee!

Chuckles said as smiled widely.

[Jamie Smith]

Jamie looked horrified as he described what they did to him. She refused to flinch as he touched her face. She owed him this, and she refused to take away his hope. "I'm sorry..." she said again, feeling horrified and horribly guilty. Jamie nodded quietly, taking a small bite of the lobster, her appetite gone after what she had heard. She smiled wanly back at him, feeling sick...

[Chuckles]

As he listened to Jamie, Chuckles sighed as he looked towards her.

Don't be sad or sorry, none of it is your fault. Your actually doing the opposite of what their doing. They try to break but, your helping me recover from that. But, me Iron wall...hehe...no breaky breaky for Chuckles!

Chuckles said as he the giggled as he took his hands to his chest and pushed his pecks together and grinned.

Look, they think I'm a big boob when Chuckles really has two big boobies, so he's two boobs, haha!

He said at random for no reason as he grinned. He took two claws and placed them on his chin facing down.

Look, Now I'm Vicky! Be careful, I might just snap and kill one of my patients!

He said in a mock Victoria voice and made the claws snap as he said snap. He then placed them down and laughed out loud.

By the way.....Have I ever told ya your the most beautiful friend Chuckles has ever had?

He asked her as he tilted his head and gave a curious puppy look towards her.

[Jamie Smith]

Jamie continued to smile wanly, trying to laugh at his joke about Victoria, but the thought about what he said made Jamie' stomach turn and she almost threw up. Jamie was silent for a second. "No you didn't say that, but I appreciate it," she said, not touching her plate anymore. Jamie felt as though she were going to be sick and she glanced around for a bathroom, but didn't see anything. That fact didn't help any.

[Chuckles]

Chuckles watched her forced reactions and gave her a curious look as he moved to her side of the table swiftly. He placed a single hand on her chin and smiled towards her.

What has been done to Chuckles is horrible, Chuckles knows this. Jamie must not think of Chuckles troubles, for Chuckles can handle them. But, rattling your pretty self over it will only sadden Chuckles. There are times to be sad and times to be glad. Let's make this a glad time, okay?

Chuckles asked as he gently petted Jamie's cheek, comforting her from the feelings she was having as he then glanced over at one of the inmates who was sitting in a way that had his buttcrack showing. Chuckles grinned as he looked and pointed at him.

Oh, let's have some fun. We can even make a bet. I bet you that I can fling this pee into dat Grand Canyon over there, teehee!

Chuckles said as he then picked up a spoon and put a pee into it. He then grinned wickedly as he looked at Jamie.

Okay, let's start making some bets, shall we? Teehee! Hehe.....Alright, we propose bets for the other person, rather than ourselves. For example, if you win, I'll have to sneak in for you some makeup and earplugs so you can sleep more peacefully and beauitfully, haha!

Chuckles said as he grinned and waited for what Jamie would say.